What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

What frustrates you the most?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.